UNFORTUNATE AD PLACEMENT
I can't shake the feeling someone should have double-checked before printing these things.
Hey, I saw that smile so you must have liked it! (Why does that sentence remind me of grade-school Bible camp?) Anyway, I suggest that you look at Failure in Neon to see how the simple act of getting your name out there can go hilariously wrong. There are also some Funny Help Wanted Signs for you if you don't own a business, but like money. Even our elected officials aren't safe with Unfortunate Politician Names.