Described as a "Wonder Years" shot by Lacrimosa, this picture is all the evidence that is left of Chuck Norris' rise to fame as a Mexican heart throb in the 1940's.  This all came to an end, however, when Chuck heard of the formation of a "New Mexico" and decided that Old Mexico was yesterday's news.  As a gift to the Mexican people, Mr. Norris invented the Sombrero.

Shiftyjedi showed us this sign from a road that Chuck Norris has been known to cross from time to time to get to the other side.  Reportedly, the sign was placed there because trucks kept slamming into Chuck Norris and this really annoyed him and damaged the trucks.

This rare cover of TV Guide was given to us by Sir Dickwin of Cockmore who told us that the cover really hurt Chuck's feelings because it showed him being cruel to a child.  Everyone knows that Chuck Norris loves children and he demonstrated this by eating the first born of every TV Guide writer.

Chuck Norris is even loved by the vile Evil Kitty who, as shown here by Kaizer, frequently emulates her hero.  Many have questioned Evil Kitty's ability to take over the world, but if she managed to woo Chuck Norris to her side, God help us all.

Chuck Norris has the unique ability to remove his head from his body.  He gained this ability when his body became insanely jealous of his head's good looks and ripped it off.  As Lacrimosa told us, Chuck Norris' head toured solo for a while racking up eleven Grammy nominations, five Oscars, three Tonys, and an Image Award.  Finally, after Chuck Norris' head and body appeared in a Barbara Walters interview together for the first time in a decade, they agreed that it was time to put their differences aside and teamed up for a reunion tour that was so massive it eventually grew into Woodstock.