Last week, I got a telepathic message from Chuck Norris who told me in his quest to uncover the secrets of telepathic communication he happened across The Slightly Warped Website on the internet.  Judging the site to be "merely adequate," he allowed me to live without an immediate roundhouse kick to the back of the head.

The next night, Mr. Norris appeared to me in a shower of confetti and gold.  "Mr. Norris," I begged getting down on my knees and holding my hands together, "please tell me how to improve so that it will please you!"

Once I recovered from getting punched in the face, I enlisted the help of Rotten Tomatoes' photoshoppers and created this page as a tribute.