Maggie and Sasha find Jesus as Carl goes on the world’s toughest booty call.
Hey look, everyone! It’s a grown man who watches Teen Wolf! Let’s point and laugh!
It’s been a particularly shitty week for the citizens of Alexandria. Not only have they lost the only Asian in town and perhaps in the entire world, but they’ve also gone a week without any of Abraham’s witty colloquialisms. Yes, Abe, we remember you too and we miss you!
HOT NAKED DARYL DIXON ACTION!
We’ve seen fire and we’ve seen rain, now it’s time to hide from the pain for a little bitty while, I guess, and join the wacky adventures of Carol and Morgan as they enter the gates of the Kingdom!
Well… this was just not okay.
I often write about how bad television makes me angry, but I don’t think I’ve ever felt anger like I’ve felt upon finishing this episode. Goddammit, I feel used and manipulated. I honestly do.
Well… They should have just called the episode “Flash” because it was pointless.
It’s the end of the season as we know it! Nick must try and save his newfound home and Travis does something desperate and stupid to find out what happened to his shit-ass sack of fuck son, Chris.
Chris and Travis hit a major roadblock in their relationship as Chris becomes an official bro-migo. Meanwhile, the zombies are… I don’t know where the zombies are.