Awesome Uses for WD-40 You Never Knew

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It is said that God created the Earth and, when he was done, he was so happy he cried magical tears.  We now know those tears as WD-40.

If some dick spray paints your car, spray the offending marks with some WD-40 and wipe it off.  It will take some work, but it will be cheaper than taking it to a professional.

Did you step in dog shit?  We all hate that, but if you spray your shoe with some WD-40 and clean it with an old toothbrush, that shit will come right off.

Shoveling snow?  Spray your snow shovel with WD-40 and the snow will slide right off rather than stick to it.

Did you get some gum in your hair?  You idiot!  Spray it with some WD-40 and it will be much easier to brush out.

Spraying WD-40 in the nooks and crannies outside your house where evil wasps and hornets like to build nests will keep these demon spawn away.

Coat your snow shoes with WD-40 and make them water-resistant!

Use some WD-40 to get stuck rings off your fingers.

Do you hate those goddamn stickers that are on the products you buy that just won’t come off?  Spray them with WD-40 and get rid of them easily!

WD-40 makes crayons and markers its bitch.  Clean that off your walls with ease!

WD-40 makes pain scuffs go crying to its whore mommy.

WD-40 will straight up fucking murder coffee stains.

Did you get some super glue on your fingers?  WD-40 will make it go away.

Did you stain your little pansy ass carpet?  Spray on some WD-40, wait 60 seconds, and then clean it with regular floor cleaner.

Spray your grill with WD-40 and scrub with a wire brush and that shit will be clean, yo.

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WD-40 is the shit!

 

 

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Jason Donner

Jason Donner devoured the universe and you are all living inside him.