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Articles by Jason Donner
Pirates decide to teach Kirk a lesson by killing themselves.
Kirk is recruited to find a sacred relic by the guy who stole it in the first place. You would have thought he would have recruited someone a little more incompetent like Captain Harriman or something…
Scotty accidentally saves Kirk.
Cats in the future are just as evil as cats are today.
Kirk is all wet.
Kirk discovers hundreds of people trapped in a space anomaly and doesn’t try to save them.
Kirk’s body is shrunk, but his ego remains at large.
Mudd brings a chemical to the Enterprise that make people fall in love with you temporarally. McCoy reminds him that they already have that… it’s called booze.
In a rare show of mercy, Kirk merely talks a computer to boredom.