Well, it is kind of the worst Star Wars movie ever… but that’s still not bad.
Articles by Jason Donner
This is like a Teen Beat photo shoot with a western theme. This movie is like a root canal without the Novocain.
American Pie 2 which manages to savor the original’s charm and compassion, while still making us laugh at piss and dick jokes.
I think that A.I. accomplishes what it set out to do and that was to question what it is to love and be loved… what it is to find our place in the world and what it is to want something so badly, that it consumes your every thought.
The movie, Atlantis: The Lost Empire – formerly just called Atlantis until Disney figured that people were too stupid to know what Atlantis is – is the movie I’ve been waiting years for. I thought I was going to see it with Titan A.E., but I didn’t. I thought I was going to get it with Heavy Metal 2000, and I was sorely disappointed. In fact, I’ve been waiting for a movie like this since I first saw the heavily edited version of the original Heavy Metal on TBS many many years back.
It may not win any awards, but it make you laugh and in the end, that’s all that counts.
Sure, the movie is full of bad puns, hackneyed dialogue, and awful jokes (which were really a staple of the old Rocky and Bullwinkle show), but the situation is so innocent and lighthearted that you eventually have no choice but to embrace and love it like you did when you were a kid.
The very first web-comic I ever made and you can totally tell! Mr. T fights the cast of Sliders!
Any Given Sunday is chock full of excellent stars, but the story is paper-thin, full of every cliché in the football movie manual, very predictable, and probably an hour too long. In fact, by my estimate, if you cut out all of the football highlights, you’d be left with half an hour of movie.
Aside from being shamelessly funny, American Pie also has some great writing, character growth, and an honest-to-god message that sex isn’t the most important thing in life.