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A Monster of a Surprise

http://slightlywarped.com/a-monster-of-a-surprise/

Nineteen year old Vitaliy Sulzhik was finishing a can of Monster energy drink when he noticed “debris” in his mouth. Upon observing that the can was still mysteriously heavy, he looked inside and saw something that literally made him throw up — a dead mouth in the bottom of the can.

It’s a good thing that the mouse was dead because it could very well had become the most powerful mouse in the entire universe. Why didn’t Sulzhik realize that there was a mouse in the Monster? Well, have you tasted that swill? I mean, really tasted it? Mouse juice could have only been an improvement!

Sulzhik is currently suing the makers of Monster for physical and emotional damage.

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Jason Donner

Jason Donner devoured the universe and you are all living inside him.