Memes make everything better.
We’re like little boys, only taller and more manly.
I’m not sure why this is a thing, but it’s strangely amazing… like a real life video game easter egg.
The Earth is so beautiful that sometimes I don’t think I can stand it.
Welcome to the wide weird World of Sports.
YOLO and let God sort it out.
Tax returns are arriving and, so, people are spending them in a few and sometimes stupid ways.
All right, who gave Satan the crayons?
Police are a lot cooler than you think… unless they’re giving me a ticket for no good reason. Jerk.
Sit in your ol’ Uncle Donner’s lap and let me show you something. Why are you calling the cops?