The demons of greed, envy, and covetness are about to have an orgy in your head when you see this stuff.
When it comes to naming children, some parents treat it like a game of, “How can I make my kid’s life a living hell for all time?” These names are actual names that actual parents have named actual children.
You can’t handle these truths!
The untelligence pouring from these innovations is whemling!
Neighbors are the reason I want to live out in the woods like a hermit.
Yes, friends, it’s real and we have the real evidence to prove it!
Sweet Jesus, the 1980’s were a magical time of shoulder pads and gigantic hairdos. Please take me back to the days of Corn Dog 7 and Wicks and Sticks!
…and you can trust us because you’re reading this on the internet!
Granted, there are always exceptions to the rule, but these are some useful loose guidelines.
Some people shouldn’t have a license.