Watch out for these dangerous terms a woman uses! Or, you know… you could find an emotionally mature woman who actually communicates and doesn’t use manipulation and emotional blackmail to get her way. But that’s just my opinion. If you’re a woman and you do this… seriously… fuck you.
I bet you never realized that this background Mon Calamari in Return of the Jedi couldn’t find the monitor he was supposed to be pointing and looking at, did you? Now, it will be all you will ever see!
You’ll laugh until your sides are sore… a lot like your butthole will feel after eating Taco Bell.
You can’t help but feel a little sorry for them. Just a little.
Things like this are the reason Photoshop was invented.
The Bible is like a terms and services agreement…. everyone says they’ve read it, but few actually have. Don’t believe me? Here’s some of the more repulsive passages from The Good Book. Go ahead and tell me I’m taking it out of context.
These kitties got some serious camouflage skill!
You thinking about going? Don’t be a pussy! Go for it!
You can feel the covetousness growing inside you like a pulsating tumor, can’t you?
“Men’s” and “Women’s” is so ordinary. Let’s spice those restroom signs up a notch!