Babies are little temper tantrums in human form, but boy are they cute and delicious!
Ah, children… they’re like little balls of psychosis ready to snap at a moment’s notice.
Never, ever pause a Disney movie. It’s like summoning Satan.
Say hello to the newest in fashion, sure to make a killing at a runway near you!
These are everything your cat wants… except your life!
Not all cops are assholes. Some of them are pretty neat people, really.
You can’t explain it… it was never meant to be explained.
These people are asking for it… Literally. They asked for this. I don’t know why.
Your life will never be the same from this point on.
If you say something thrice, it’s gotta be nice!