April 2015

Movie Reviews

Marvel’s Avengers: Age of Ultron

The Avengers have reassembled to take down a tyrannical wise-cracking robot named Ultron who wants to bring peace to the world by destroying it because that’s apparently how robots always try to achieve peace — through destruction. I swear to God, it’s like Dick Cheney in a metal body only with more humanity.


Funeral Strippers

What a way to go! Yes, kiddies, funeral strippers are an actual thing in China, but not for much longer if the Chinese government gets its way, so if you want a stripper at your funeral, you’d better die quickly!


Fun at Work

Who says that work has to be nothing but an eternal reminder of how dissapointing your life has turned out and how your dreams have all slowly died right in front of your eyes? It can be fun too!