April 2013

Curiosities

Giant Wasp Nest

How would you like to never sleep again? If this sounds nifty to you or you would just like to gaze on the most horrifying thing in this reality for shits and giggles, you’ve come to the right place!

Curiosities

Got 2 Grams for $40

Let’s say there’s a comedian and this comedian managed to get a bunch of his Twitter followers to take part in an experiment just to see what their parents would do if they sent a suspicious text. The results of this experiment follow.

Originals

Too Handsome for Saudi Arabia

Feast your hungry eyes on Omar Borkan Al Gala, an actor who was recently deported from Saudi Arabia because the authorities there deemed him too good looking and feared that he would be too much of a temptation for the country’s female population. Since I myself have been threatened with deportation for the same reason, I sympathize with Mr. Gala and now do my bets to promote him in a new meme. Enjoy this slightlywarped.com exclusive before someone from Reddit steals it.

Curiosities

Mesothelioma: What Asbestos Can Do

If you’re about as I am, you probably remember the big asbestos scare and how, after decades of being a trusted and widely used insulator, it suddenly became a harbinger of death and cancer! While many of us dismiss such things as the droolings of asbestos lawyers hoping to make a quick buck, it turned out that asbestos really was as dangerous as we thought it was. Working with it, breathing it in, or even being around the clothing of someone who came into contact with it ran the high risk of developing a nasty cancer called mesothelioma which causes growths inside the inner tissues of the lungs. Strangely, mesothelioma is one of the cancers not caused by smoking.