January 2013


Eight Disney Movies Ruined by Logic

Dear sweet Zues, I do love Disney movies, but being the sick sadistic bastard I am, I often can’t help but look for the dark clouds in Disney’s silver linings. Can’t help it… Ever since I was a little kid, I wondered how long Snow White will stay married to a dude who molested her in her sleep. It was then that I realized that Disney movies can be ruined by the stunningly light application of logic to the sugary sweet situations that we are presented with.


A Moment Before Disaster

Have you ever been in a situation where something bad… and I mean really bad was about to happen to you and, right before it does, you experience that transcendent moment when time slows down enough for you to think about how screwed you are? You are not alone.


Masters of Disguise

At first glance, these may just look like pictures of nothing… perhaps a pretty tree or a bed of rocks, but if you look closer, you will see something hiding, either waiting for a predator to leave or a predatory lying in wait for its next meal.