December 2012


How to Wrap a Present

The best part about Christmas is that you can be a supersized dick in certain ways and your victims can’t do or say anything because, come on… you’re giving them a present! Take a look at this clever packaging and tell me you wouldn’t do this if you had the motivation.


Gigantic Things That Want to Kill You Dead

I’ve come to the conclusion that, as a society, we don’t worry about things enough. Because of this insane assumption that is backed up with absolutely nothing, I’ve decided to provide you with a list of things that you didn’t know want to kill you and are so huge that there’s not a goddamn thing you can do about it.