December 2009


Dedicated Teacher

This Chinese Math teacher teaches his class with an IV bottle attached to his blackboard. According to our sources, the teacher (who we unfortunately don’t have the name for) refused to stay home saying that his students needed him and no one could replace him at the school.


Texas de Brazil: A Love Story

If you’ve ever had any idea of how much food you can possibly stuff into your own body, Texas de Brazil will shatter that illusion. I literally ate a whole fucking cow, two pigs, a half chicken, part of a lamb, and a passing pigeon. I should feel guilty after all, I’m already a fat fuck as it is, but I couldn’t be prouder of myself. Hell, I’m bragging right now. That’s what Texas de Brazil does for you, it makes you goddamn proud to be a carnivore.